well, i havent been on here in a while.
its kind of been abandoned not that anyone looks anyway..
well update; i'v been on holiday to florida and it was te best thing that happend this year ihad an amazing time and i wanna go back right now :(
fkgjodpfskhnlfdklhfldkh;pkfdp - angry typing..
alright im gonna go now.
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisley.

im back paisley

awwww paisley , ya missed me right ? righhhttttttt ?
well i missedd youu x too much tbh x
but im back and your here and holly is now a happy chick :)
i just got back from my aunties x had fun there :) got a new school bag and my family are officially the coolest (':
playing doubles ;)
i tihnk its time for a celebration ... (put both hands up , turns to the left then the right) finish.
imagine that ... three kids doing that in the middle of a resteraunt ... QUALIT.EEEEEE
watched see no evil D:
love to the family xxx
PAISLEY I LOVE YOU xx
hmm bitch did you smile ?Xxxxxxx
OH AND IN TURKEY I RODE A CAMEL AND MET AMAZING PEEPS !

24/8/10

haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, tis that gay kid.
hollys back from her holiday, lets have a partaaaaaaaaaaay -raves alone-
yarrrrrrrrrr, i get to talk to my best friend on msn again.. HAPPEH. im watching big brother live right naao which is not that productive just them sleeping. i know this wont happen but i reallllllyyyyyyyy want JJ to win because i love him so effin' much hes like the butter on mah toast if you get me. yummmmmmmmehhhhh.
tbh i dont care that john james has gone out i completly went off him he can be such a nob.
JJ on the other hand is a sexy motherfucking beast and i want him in my bed.. tmi? soz.
anywhozamawotsits i my friend told me she had a thing for sammy pepper which i though fair enough.. then she told me she was going onto jedward aswell mm not that bad.. then she said shes got a soft spot for ANDREW fucking andrew WTMFAWFDSFH.. you wont ever know what that stands for only i doo ;]]
ok.. im going now its nearly two in da morning,
Bye.

20/8/10

Hey, its that cool person.. blah blah blah,
have to make this really quick because i am going to mah nans for the weekend.. greeaaat -sarcasm-.. i cant take my laptop because i dont have a charger so i have to use my dads laptop but my dad doesnt have a charger and my sister has the same laptop but she will kill me if i take her charger.. confusing yet?
ANYWAY.. yes im literally leaving in about 2 minutes and i think mah mums gonna call me down, if i end up taking the laptop i will update but if i dont well.. sorry.
you might be able to tell im rushing or maybe not who knows.
4 PEOPLE ARE GOING OUT IN BIGBROTHER TODAY HOLY FUCK.
oh and yesterday i went to a paartayyy and yeah there was lots of drink etc etc..
good night thoughhhhhhhhhhhh!
ok i really have to go.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;]]

18/8/10

ohai thur.
its that cool kid that always says shes cool.. yeah the notsocool one mhmm thats me. paisley hereeee. anywhoooo i have not posten in like forever so i figured why not its 3 minutes to 3 in the morning what a perfect time to write a post, mah sisters going into hospital tomorrow shes having her eye operated in and im kinda scared for her D: oh ohohoh big brother updateee!- today all the housemates got evacuated out of the house because the roof started leaking because it was raining like reeaaaleh hard and then it started flooding nd basically now the whole of the big brother house is under water and the housemates are in a room thing and im not surre wether there going back in after its sorted tomorrow or moving to a different location.. why does it have to happen right near the finals. ¬¬
also... you might not care but if your a rob or kristen fan ten maybeh you will.
robert and kristen got caght kissing and there is a picture. if ya type in 'robert and kristen caught kissing in montreal' errrrm yeah, i found all mah info from twittah you know how i rooll. any whatzamafuckers.. im really missing talking to hol hol right nao shes on holiday in turkehhh.. lucky bitch, i need to talk to mah best frienddddd :(
holly i see that smile on your face when you see that ^^ :3
k so i guess thats all i really have to say today..
might just have to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling now, literally because mah beds so high thats all i can see, alright enough.
Goodbye you sexay person.

yo.
tis that cool kid. yarrr its paisley lolwhutttttt!?
havent made a post in forever. soz, not that anyone even reads the fuckers but still.. it was my sisters birthday today well yesterday cause its 3 in the morning, and im still up dont have a clue why think i have some kind of insomnia. anywwwaaayy it was my sisters 16th birthday today and she had a pinata and the fucking thing would not break. so my sister pretended it was someone she really hated and it like fell to the floor in under 5 seconds. tehee.
im watching bb liveeee . shit shit shit, i didnt watch the evictions and crapsticles i dont know whos gone out im such a nobendddd. moving on.. hollys gone on holiday lucky little shit, too turkey so that means the posts are all depending all the cool kid aka paisley saunders aka me.
yarrrrr not good. so yesterday or today or whateverrrr it was friday 13th and not much happened realllyy tbh. -touch wood- but its saturday 14th now so y'know :\
im so freakin' bored everyone in the bb house is asleeep, apart from johnjames and josie obvvv. but then again how could you sleep when you know you laying right next to a hawt australian sexeh man.. pshh i envy josie. buttttt i love JJ hes a hawt motherfucker. and sam peppers alrightttt.. haters gon' hate. but personally the house would be pretty dull without him. and i'v jusst realised most of this post is about big brother and its extremely long D: lolol.
cant wait for tomorrow whilst everyones out im stuck at home yayyyy.. -sarcasm- k well i better go now because it 3:07 am and well y'know...
baiii.

this is me and abbie doing usaine bolt pose .

weere too cool.

today i havnt done mauch x daddy made me brekkie in bed but then i got out of bed which spoilt the object but its fine .. still tasted gooood xD

then me mummy and dadddy went swimmmiing

it was soo funnnn :)

me and mum kinda took 45 minutes to get ready after but yeah . alls good x

we then went to nannys which was lovely cos lisa , jamie and ann were there (L) and i havnt seen them in ages x

now just having a lazy day in ... waiting fro flabs to come online !

okay thennn byeee x

SUP MAH PEOPLE.

pshhyeahh.. i didnt say yo today because i did not feel like it :3

i'v been at lakesidee most of the day shop shop shoppingggggggggggggg.. i got lots of amazing new clothes, yusss. but i didnt get a laptop charger because it was like £90 or some gay price like that! sooo i have to use mah daddys laptop which isnt so badddd :) i got the exact same sunglasses as robert pattinson todayyyy, if you spend 35quid at new look you get a FREE pair of sunglasses and i saw them and i literally neeeeded them, tehee. they are so sexxxyyyyyy , js.

im pretty bored right nao, need someone to talk toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:

ok im gona go now.

Baiiii.

iceskating woo x

Holly- today was so fun .
went ice skating with my best friends abbie , alex and nick so funny , didnt fall over once ! hell yes ! it annoyeed me that we only got likke 2 hours of it but yeahhhh ! grr . stilll frikinn funnn !
then nick went and bought everyone mcdonalds .. mcchicken sandwhich nomnomnom x thanks abbie for two nice dead arms -.- stoopid yellow cars .
and abbie and nicks free running was just funny x
and our pictures (yn)
ah you guys are amazzing thank you :) x

6/7/10

Yo.
Tis that cool kid paisley. yeah i really dont have time for colours or any good stuff today because im on mah daddys laptop cause my laptop charger decided to fuck up and now i haz no charger *depressed face* i'm actually so depressed right naoooo. i need my laptop. im going lakeside tomozza so hopefully i'l get a new oneeee, i did nothing today because im a boring person with no life, tehee. i did want to do something but no one else did so y'knowwww. i have like 18% of this laptop charge on mah daddys left and then i have to get off cause he shares a charger with mah sister and shes using the charger D: ah i just cant wait to tweet from my phoneee ¬¬
kay i really have nothing else to speak of..
Bai.

5/7/10

YOYOYO.
betcha' cant guess who this is tiss...
the one and only, paisleysaunders. tehee :3 yusss so anyway today was pretty crappy got up about 11 then went town got a really nice top shorts and two more tops from primark then just basically lazed around till now i guess. hopefully do something more 'eventful' i use that word rather alort. but its a nice word i guess, lololol. i just watched family guy, once you watch it once you get addicted. js. im always wide awake at night and want to sleep during the day, ah why is thisss!? currently the fail whale on twitter wont fuck off. stttooooppiddd over capacity ah i hate you big fat faiiiiillluureeee of a whaleure?.. i have like nothing to talk about today D:
well i missing that 'holly' kid quite a bit tbh, i miss our chatroulette times. and live broadcast's ah i miss it :( kkk well im gone or this post will be up on the 6/7/10 when its the 5/7/10 y'get me.. aaiiighht.
BYEBYEBYEEE.

Legoland and town :)

Holly - hello there blgospot .
today i went to legoland iwth my family it was really fun :D we got ice cream and sweets and went on like 2 rides played crazy golf, i came second XD yay x we also watched this 4D movie which was kinda funny but i got wet mann ! x lunch was yummy then jack being the cool kid he is went and made a toy car to race XD . was really good fun x
yesterday went to town with mum and jack then met abbie later , x was really boring except abbie made me laugh like always .
i am missing that paisley kid quite alot :\ x
Byee x

Yo.

tis paisley again. today was pretty eventful, last night i went to bed at 2 in the morning because me and my sister weere watching remember me.. and then in the morning i woke up at 7! im so frickin' tired right now anyway we got up and went to southenddd, we went to the beach and did some crabbing and stuffs then we went on like a few rides on the pier and the best one we went on, rage! it was too short but still reeaaally good and the loops insane. its like a complete circle as you can seeee.. the first bit reminds me of saw the ride ( the drop ), but it goes so slow and i hated it D: the rest of it was pretty damn amazing :) we went on a couple more but this was definately the best one :3

afffttterrr we stayed on the beach for a while and then when ut got to like 4 o clock there was a massive thunder storm and it poured down with rain.. i got a tad soaked. thenn we went to mcdonaldssss, and thennnnnnnnn i went to go see toy story 3 with my sister and her mates it was really good, and pretty sad :\

okkkk im doneee!

Bye.

"sleep"over ;) and town x

Holly- hey there . yesterday i wen tto town with abbie , alex , ethan and livvy , was funn , shared a caramel coffee frappacino YUM x and wandered round shops then got bored and decided we wanted a sleepover , only livvy wasnt allowed :\ she still came round till 8 and told us these funny jokesss XD
Joke : why didn't the mummies burn when they visited the sun ?
answer: cos it was night time
this had us in like stitches on the floorr , i payed for a pizza cos im that nice XD it was noiceee. then livvy went homee andd we had an allnighter . i kinda made a fool of my self again :
abbie said : oh yeah my ps3 can now be turned off by voice control
me : really
*alex pressed button turned it off "
me: no alex put it back on
*alex turns it on again and we start shouting at it saying "TURN OFF"
*abbiee pissing her self on the floor*
LOL
we had icecream for breakfast XD then we slept in till 4 (':
my sister is coming round laterrr :D yayyy
bubbbiii

3/7/10

Yo.
tis me paisley, i feel like i say that whenever i do a new post.. no wait i do.
listening to my dad has to be the most anooying thing ever, as he is the slowest typer known to man, its like he struggles to find where the letters are. wtf?
i was meant to go to some thing at my mums work today but i didnt get up early enough and they went without meee. then they went to the town and got motherfuckin' clothes! i need clothes *depressed face* .. well my my mummy said she will go to town with me and get some clothes tomorrrowww. score! so yeah im bored at home once again i swear like none of my friends can get off their lazy arses and do somitttt. i have the urge to go swimming for some strange reason, hmmm. i wanna go now.. but i haz no one to go with -.-
thats kind of depressing, SOMETHING I REALLY HATE.. when people updat their facebook status every two motherfucking seconds it really pisses me offfff.. no one needs to hear your life story! and im done. tonight should be full of boring.
Bye.

Yo.
tis paisleyyyyyy, i went out with my friends today, yus! finally got out of my houseeeee.
we went town like all day t'was pretty funny because we kept meeting lots of people and shizzle then we saw these fit boys and was like trying to get the girls they were with jealous.. also we were chucking revels at the girls, it was pretty lolage. there a sheep everywhere in our town. and i have no idea why D: ah well i like sheeep ;]] i'm watching bigbrother atm.. im starting to go off johnjames a little bit although hes a fit australian fitttyyyy, hes rather pissing me off bumlicking josie 24/7777. so im sorta going onto JJ confusing much as johnjames and jj. jj's the fit brown haired oneeee. i reaaaallly dislike josie she aggravates me so fucking much! sam's pretty fucking hilarious i dont care if everyone else hates him i think hes a ledgend! anwayyyy enough of big brother. my mums taking me and my sisters somewherre tomorrow but she wont tell us where i dont think its anything special but we'll see ayeee.. hopefully i won't get too bored :\ and my essay is done.
Bye.

31st-1st July-August x

Holly- hello , this is my first blog by my self :( sad face , x
i miss you paisley x
Well yesterday was a bit boring until about 4:30 when my Daddy dropped me off at Abbies :D it was such a happy moment when we saw eachother haha :P we hugged for ages ! lol
Then i saw Ethan and we hugged to :)
then we got picked up by abbies mum and we got to her house and watched , district 9 and saw 3 then a bit of little britain x we had ben and jerries and made our own nachosss :P YUMI
then we got dead tired so went to bed all ready for thorpe park XD Me and abbie had our own little convo while we were trying to sleep x
suchh a good night :D x
Today we went to thorpe park :D yaaayy we got up around 9:30 WOAAH and left about erm.. 11 ahaha . so funnyyy for loads of different reasons (': x we went on :
1)saw
2)samuri
3)slammer
4)rush
5)vortex
6)collosuss
7)nemisis
So good thank you abbie and Ethan :) and also sorry abbie hah , so so so sorrry ! i loove youu x

1/8/10

Yo.
tis paisley here, *PINCH PUNCH FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH* no returns :3
today is the 1st of augusttttttttt.. and its pretty hawt out. im watching cheaper by the dozen 2.
actually cracking up at, tis sucha cute filmmm & little lautnerrrr n'aw blesss :3
looks like i have another boring day ahead as all my friends are out with their mums.. really!?
im so freakin' bored right naoooooo. last night i didn't get to sleep till like 5 in the morning. oops
and i kinda forgot to have lunch and dinner. lawl.
im kind of addicted to ice lollies atm, i think i had like 3 today tehee ;]]
i just realised i havent read one of the twilight books in about a month. might start reading twilight again then new moon then eclipse then breaking dawn..
which i actually cant wait till they make the film XD
kkkk.. im just babbling on now.
Bye.

Yo.
tis paisley again.. and its saturday but it doesnt exactly feel like it tbh :\
i'm really hottttttttttttttttttttttt.. as in temperature, and my family are going out whilst i am staying in and being boring -.- could really get out the house right now but my friends are being a bunch of gays and no one is going out. meh!
ima watch big brother tonight im sort of getting into it again. plus the new housemate is quite fit :3 which means two fitties in the house, JOHNJAMES ♥♥
im so frickin bored right naoooooo..
last night i got bored and started asking people if they wanted to ' GET IN MY BED' remind you of anything holly..

well thats all i have to say today maybe il post again later.. this is kind of addictive so yeah .
Bye.

31/7/10

Yo,
Tis me paisley, and i have nothing better to do at 1:45 in the morning. so why not write a little post.. :3 i had a reaaallyy good week with holly. & sad she's gonee now, im sleeping downstairs on my own its fucking creepy D: my sister refused to sleep in the same room as me.. so shes sleeping in the living room and i'm sleeping inthe conservatory.. currently watching mongrels which is pretty fucked up if i say so myself. i just can't be fucked to turn it over. we watched shrek 3d todayyyy, i thought it was pretty hilarious but maybe that was just me because when i laughed no one else seemed to laugh :/ 'do the rawr' 'i love you daddy' that kids a fucking ledgend! now its 1:50 in the morning and im still writing this because im actually that cool. -.-
anywayyyyy.. im off to send people cheeky lil texts, so i'l probly post another one of these because they are funnnn. okay im gone.
bye.

Paisley- Yo.
we haven't posted something in likeeeeee two days.. soz.
but we will start againnnn! except its holly's last day >:( but we still can so yeahhhh..
hmmm, the last two days were not very eventful so its okayyy :)
don't know what were doing today but were gonna do something.
okay thats all i have to say..
bye.

Holly- Hello there agaain .
we havn't spoken in like two dayss D: whatever shall we do ?
it's finnnee cos we havn't done much but yeet ii still had fun !! i think i must be crazy ;)
theses days involved me being chucked in the pool by paisley !!! wasn't expecting that !!! so i totally went underwater and my make up went everywhere !!!! D: LOL
and we also went on live stream .. that was funny .. doing all these challengesss succh as shoe on head ... downing a glass of water ... dancing ... doing a handstand anddd guess whatt .. we still aint got no cinamon !!! ahahah x
so over all it has beeen very good but its sad to say today is my last day :(
i will keep blogging but the things we write wont be the same or anything until february when i see paisley agaain !!! :D x
Don't know what were doing today bbut yeah .. it wiill beee gooodd !
kbi x

27/7/10

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todaay has been very eventful... seriously!!

Holly- helloo there , today we didnt get up till one yay. then we went up towwn to buyy remember mee .. wooo we got home and tried to watch it but then dinner was ready ... dinner was yumm .. then we walked up shops to get sweets for the film but then the silly old film didnt wanna work GRR .. x
so after all that we decided to do another musci video .. LOL it started off as airplanes then went on to be we no speak americano with a load of random videos .. LOL funnyy sturf !
then after that i had to say bye to mollly over text cos she was off to turrkey .. bbye molly <3
we got the video done and it kinda rocckedd so yeahh ..
later tonight we went on chat roulette ... it went a bit like this . paisley: " lets put on hannah montanna and see if we can get them to dance " ..... like after we had gone past five people paisley went silent .. i hadnt realised why cos i was texting .. paisley was like HOLLY?!! WTFF!!?? FRIKIN HELL .. MILEY CYRUS WAS ON CHATROULETTE WITH US AND WE WERE PLAYING HANNAH MONTANNA MUSIC ... why lol ! ? we were so conffusedd ...
oh and i almost forgot ... earlier today me paisley and eden haad a waterfight but it ended up me getting sooaakkeddd !!!! andd then we just went in the paddling pool just cos .... (':
AND theen our littlee french/german budddy <3 we love youuu :D x encules ;) x
but il let paisley tell you about him ;) xx
okay then , bubbi x




Paisley- YO!
Yesterday my post was a taaaddd too long o.O
so i will try and sum this day up in not that many sentencesssss..
I BOUGHT REMEMBER ME ON DVD, OH YEAH!. & then we came home blah blah blah.
Then we was like borreeeedddddd, so i went why dont we go on chatroulette!
perverted people started boring us.. so i said 'why dont we put on hannah montanna and make people dance' wellll.. no one really danced but then all of a sudden someone popped up and i was like WTFFFFF! holly look at thisssss, and her being her was texting so she missed my reaction, miley frickin' cyrus was on the screen.
and she waved and said bye to us! WHAT THE FRICK ENCULES... which brings me to another subject while we were trying to make people dance we met someone called louis which i pronounced his name wrong SORRY!?
you pronounce it like 'loo ie' well anyway, he's french/german & frickin' amazinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.. and looks a lil bit like justin bieber but he didn't like it when we said that :3.
basically he's hawt.. Je T'aime Mucho, or how i would say it.. I FUCKING LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
♥♥

25/7/10.

holly - yay at paisleyss finally haha x :) half a year doode !
well when i got there i was a little bit hypperr ahah i wondoor wwhy could it be alll thaat creeaaamm ??
well yeahh x so that night was just a bit of fun x :) i loved my little pressies wooo :P x
the next day was funn xx went walking arounndd placess and parkss with ellie :) that round about and swingsss .. LOL x
THEN we finally decided to go swimmingg x ... was verry delighhtfulll :)_ xxx
i heart you paisleyyyyy
and then todaayyy we went to the toby carvary YUMMII x chocci fuddge cakkeee :P
then to the paddling pool thinggy ... got soaaakingg and took some rather awesomee photosss x
then me and pais walked homee and had the amazing idea of making a musci videeoo .... that is what we did for the rest of the night lol xx so goooodd (': xx
WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO X
byyyyeeeee x




paisley- YO.
on friday the 23rd of july i got quite hyper active because gayface was coming roundddddddd!
aka. holly stevens, all day i sat on the sofa being bored. then i slept and shizzle like that.
holly arrived at like ten past nine. pissstakkeeee!? LOL just jokennnnnn.
anyway.. she got hear and i gave her my lil cheeky presents! & she loved them, JS.
thennn i was getting a bit freaked out(she scares me) D; but thats normal.
the next day we went out with my other bestfriend ellie burgessss.. and we went town which was a wate of energy. then we went paddly, which was also more energy wasted, then we went to stow field sat and waited then went ladyshot park which was frickin' hilarious. JS
thennn we got like really hot and stuffs like that so we decided to go swimming so well.. this was a bit of a treck cos we had to go to mine to get our stuff then i forgot to get something so i had to run all the way back hommeeee. quote- 'as soon as you get there the bus will come' butttt me being me is always wronngggg -.- and i decided to go anyway! bad decision as the ellie burgess has said the bus did come and we missed it. didn't help that there was some creepy man poking a cat with a stick. FUCKING CREEPY MAN! thennn some man went past the bus stop and told his little boy to put his rubbish in the bin but to our surprise the bin was in ashes on the ground! GOOD OLE' ARLOW. so it went a bit like this ... 'put your rubbish in the bin' boy- *confused face* ' well there was a bin there!' paisley- 'haha it got burnedd!'
Yeah pretty funny ANYWAY.. we got the bus with the creepy man, blah blah blah.
then we had to get another bus to ellie's and you really dont need to know about this bit so were fastforwarding to the bit where we getting a bus back from ellie's house.. me being the genius said lets go now no buses are coming, and oh what happens 2 seconds later the bus comes and were running for dear life!
LONG STORY SHORT. lol!
we got to the swimming pool and had a swim till 6. pool shut. paisley holly and ellie go home.
thennn today we went to the toby carvery and had a lovely meal.. except my yorkshire was the size of a dwarf hamster. FML ! chocolate fudge cake was pretty cheekily yummy though >:)
thennnn we went to the 'paddly'.. and got really soaked and then went home. made a music video. freaking amazing JS.
and now im just sitting here hands hurting because i typed this essay hell yeahhhhh!
no ones gonna read this because whoever does is a fucking physco.
kthnx bi.